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My Review of the Maia Tulip Suction Toy

My love for cute things has always been a troublemaker for me, causing me to swoon heavily over them. I would literally melt into a puddle over pictures of kittens and puppies because I am attracted to soft pastels and colors. I couldn't resist incorporating fluffy cloud lights into my décor because they make me feel so damn good. And I have no control over my urge to buy adult toys based on their cuteness factor.

However, there is a certain risk associated with purchasing cute sex toys, especially when it comes to compatibility with my sensitive clit. Sometimes, I end up completely satisfied with the toy as it provides me with a range of amazing orgasms while also maintaining its visual appeal. Other times, the urge to own every adorable sex toy I come across gets the better of me, and my clit can't handle it.

Unfortunately, that is precisely what happened when I tried my newest clit sucker, the Maia Tulip. Although

My Review of the Empowered Smart Pleasure Queen by CalExotics

After much curiosity, I decided to try a pussy pump as I anticipated the stimulating suction it would produce. It also intrigued me to see how the pump would make my lips puff up. Furthermore, I knew it would increase my sensitivity. It was time to get pumped.

What I did not expect was the creation of an innovative hybrid toy by sex scientists - a pussy pump with a mechanical tongue. The pump encloses the entire vulva, requiring a tight seal for suction, preventing any external rubbing, stroking or pleasuring. However, the inbuilt tongue within the pump allows simultaneous pumping and licking, leading to an incredible sensation. It's a fantastic idea, and I have not returned to a regular pump since.

Although I should try a straightforward pump to see what it's like, the inbuilt tongue is too enjoyable to give up. The Empowered Smart Pleasure Queen by CalExotics comes with a white, egg-shaped